SpinnerBait_Nut
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Pose the following question:<br /><br />You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small<br />children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a Huge knife comes around<br />the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and<br />charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have<br />mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?<br /><br />Liberal Answer:<br />Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man<br />look poor or oppressed?<br />Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?<br />Could we run away?<br />What does my wife think?<br />What about the kids?<br />Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his<br />hand?<br />What does the law say about this situation?<br />Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?<br />Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this<br />send to society and to my children?<br />Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?<br />Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound<br />me?<br />If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he<br />was stabbing me?<br />Should I call 9-1-1?<br />Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and<br />weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage<br />such behavior.<br />This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few<br />days and try to come to a consensus.<br /><br />Conservative Answer:<br />BANG!<br /><br />Redneck's Answer :<br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of<br />reloading).<br /><br />Wife: "Hun, he looks like he's still moving, whadda y'all kids think?"<br /><br />Son: "Mama's right Daddy, I saw it, too."<br /><br />BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.<br /><br />Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
