Do not read this!!
Do not read this!! <br /><br /> <br />I used to work for this pencil factory many years ago and had to be there at 4am to do the maint on the machines before the 1st shift came in. It was a warm summer morning and I was flying down the back roads enjoying the solitude on my bike.when this little porker runs right in front of me. I took the little peckari off the engine guard of the Gold Wing. Even tho the critter was pretty small it shook me and the bike pretty bad. I got her stopped and saw that my guard was pushed into the timing cover and issued a oath to have pork chops that night for supper. I walked back and found the pig on the side of the road and to me it looked like it had gone on to the big mud pen in the sky. There was a bunch of farms around on this road so I figured some farmer was gonna find it and take care of the ceremony. I didnt feel too bad about this cause the pig shouldnt have been out and I was gonna have to try and bend out the guard after I went to town with some Charmin. <br />So I fired her up and went to work.<br />About 10am my name was called over the PA and told me to report to personel. When I got there there was a O P P Policeman waiting. He asked me if I was traveling over the road that morning and did I see anything. So now my mind is racing and Im wondering if some farmer had been standing off in the dark. So I decide to come clean and I told the policeman Yes I was on the road!. I hit a pig and my bike is all messed up and the pig shouldnt have been running free and it almost killed me and all the sob story I could think of. <br />Well he told me since I owned up to it the farmer wasnt gonna press charges and he told me to take it easy on that road in the future.<br />As he starts to leave I decide to go for it and ask the question that was bothering me. I said Just one thing, it was pretty early and there didnt seem to be anyone around, how did you know it was me?.<br />He said when the farmer found him the pig was just about gone and before he died the pig squealed!<br /><br />Want to complain? Call 1-800-House of Commons Ask for the head honcho<br />I told you not to read it didn't I?
Do not read this!! <br /><br /> <br />I used to work for this pencil factory many years ago and had to be there at 4am to do the maint on the machines before the 1st shift came in. It was a warm summer morning and I was flying down the back roads enjoying the solitude on my bike.when this little porker runs right in front of me. I took the little peckari off the engine guard of the Gold Wing. Even tho the critter was pretty small it shook me and the bike pretty bad. I got her stopped and saw that my guard was pushed into the timing cover and issued a oath to have pork chops that night for supper. I walked back and found the pig on the side of the road and to me it looked like it had gone on to the big mud pen in the sky. There was a bunch of farms around on this road so I figured some farmer was gonna find it and take care of the ceremony. I didnt feel too bad about this cause the pig shouldnt have been out and I was gonna have to try and bend out the guard after I went to town with some Charmin. <br />So I fired her up and went to work.<br />About 10am my name was called over the PA and told me to report to personel. When I got there there was a O P P Policeman waiting. He asked me if I was traveling over the road that morning and did I see anything. So now my mind is racing and Im wondering if some farmer had been standing off in the dark. So I decide to come clean and I told the policeman Yes I was on the road!. I hit a pig and my bike is all messed up and the pig shouldnt have been running free and it almost killed me and all the sob story I could think of. <br />Well he told me since I owned up to it the farmer wasnt gonna press charges and he told me to take it easy on that road in the future.<br />As he starts to leave I decide to go for it and ask the question that was bothering me. I said Just one thing, it was pretty early and there didnt seem to be anyone around, how did you know it was me?.<br />He said when the farmer found him the pig was just about gone and before he died the pig squealed!<br /><br />Want to complain? Call 1-800-House of Commons Ask for the head honcho<br />I told you not to read it didn't I?
