KennyKenCan
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I'm not getting into this...a friend sent it to me...it was just funny...OKAY?!!!!..<br />When I went to City Hall to renew my dog's license, I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, "Id like one too!" <br /><br />Then I said, "But this is a dog."He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said,"You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was 9 years old."He winked at me and said, "You must have been quite a kid." <br /><br />When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room for Sex. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said."Funny, I have the same problem."<br />Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said,"Wonderful! If you sell tickets, you'll clean up!"<br />But you don't understand, I said."I want to have Sex on TV. He said,"They already have that on cable. It's no big deal anymore." <br /><br />Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the judge,"Your honor, I had Sex before I was married."The judge said,"The court is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts."Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said,"Me too." <br /><br />Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to me and asked,"What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said,"I'm looking for Sex."<br /><br />My case comes up Friday.
