This isn't intended to be a troll or a political statement, I just thought it was funny
<br /><br />I'M CONFUSED...<br /><br />I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so...<br /><br />I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one<br />thing.. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe.<br /><br /> Let me see; have I got this straight?<br /><br />Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...<br />Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...<br /><br />Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...<br />Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...<br /><br />Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...<br />Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...<br /><br />Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...<br />Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...<br /><br />Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...<br />Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...<br /><br />Clinton says mass graves in Serbia - good...<br />Entire world says WMD in Iraq - bad...<br /><br />No mass graves found in Serbia - good...<br />No WMD found Iraq - bad...<br /><br />Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...<br />Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...<br /><br />Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...<br />World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...<br /><br />Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...<br />Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...<br /><br />Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...<br />Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...<br /><br />Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...<br />Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...<br /><br />Milosevic not yet convicted - good...<br />Saddam turned over for trial - bad...<br /><br />Ahh, it's so confusing!