<br /><br />Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, <br />St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the <br />ducks." <br /><br />So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It <br />is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to <br />avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter <br />with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and <br />says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to <br />this ugly man!" <br /><br />The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes <br />St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly <br />man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. <br /><br />The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all <br />eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to <br />go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her <br />with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long <br />eyelashes, muscular, and thin. <br /><br />St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I <br />wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" <br /><br />The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
