Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my<br />left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour<br />with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I<br />looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over<br />in my lane, still working on that darn makeup!!!<br /><br />Well I'm a man but this sight scared me so badly, I dropped my electric<br />shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion<br />of<br />trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel,<br />it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between<br />my legs, splashed and burned me in a sensitive spot, ruined the darn phone<br />and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> 
