SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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Be sure to read through to the bottom...<br /><br />1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found<br />2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without<br />3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never<br />4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always<br />5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended<br />6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee<br />7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no<br />8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound<br />9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be<br />10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be<br />11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be<br />12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be<br />13 executed as soon as possible.<br /><br />Addendum:<br />That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the<br />report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd<br />numbered lines.
