Engine doctor

[Ross J]

A gynecologist decides to hang up his hat and try a new trade. <br />He gets accepted as a trainee mechanic and completes trade certificate. On the final day a manual examination is conducted whereby he has to dissassemble and reconstruct a motor.<br />His exam results are posted the next day and he's startled to see that he scored 150%.<br />He approached the tutor and enquired about this result. The tutor responded thus, "You got 50% for dissassembling the motor, and 50% for reconstructing the motor. I gave you a further 50% for doing it all through the muffler!"<br />Ross

 

[NOSLEEP]

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LOL

 

[ebbtide176]

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[cotterman]

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[Bart Sr.]

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!Very good!!!

 

[12Footer]

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<br />Now that was funny!

 

[Hooty]

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The Pharmacist<br /><br />The Pharmacist <br /><br />A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. <br /><br />"Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" <br /><br />"To kill my husband."<br /><br />"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" <br /><br />The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.<br /> <br />He takes the photo and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!" <br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[Bart Sr.]

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Poetic justice??????????

 

[OBJ]

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LMAO..... Great way to start the day. Thanks guys!!!!

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Ross and Hooty GRRREEEEEEEEAAAAT <br /><br />Prescription