Fabric Softener

[JGREGORY]

Fabric Softener<br /><br />My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me (sniff) Married' (walk off). That's how they mark their territory. You can take off the ring, but it's hard to get that April fresh scent out of your clothes.

 

[JGREGORY]

Re: Fabric Softener

At the Post Office<br /><br />A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.<br /><br />His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"<br /><br />"But why?" asks the curious fellow. <br /><br />" I'm a divorce lawyer," the Gentleman replies.

 

[Topmason]

Re: Fabric Softener

He he he <br />Goos ones JG