SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Polar Bear"<br /><br />One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear<br />and his son polar bear were sitting in the snow.<br />The son polar bear turned to his father and asked,<br />"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"<br /><br />The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son,<br />you're 100% polar bear."<br /><br />A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns<br />to his father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth.<br />I can take it. Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear<br />or panda bear or grizzly bear?"<br /><br />The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar<br />bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are<br />definitely 100% polar bear."<br /><br />A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear<br />AGAIN turns to his father and says, "Dad, don't<br />think your sparing my feelings if it's not true. I gotta<br />know -- am I 100% polar bear?"<br /><br />The father polar bear was distressed by this<br />continued questioning and asked his son, "Why<br />do you keep asking if you're 100% polar bear?"<br /><br />"Because I'm freezing!"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Beware Of Snakes"<br /><br />Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son<br />snake turns to the father snake and asks:<br />"Daddy! Are we poisonous?"<br /><br />"Why, yes we are", says the second.<br /><br />Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're<br />poisonous?"<br /><br />"Yes, we are very poisonous."<br /><br />The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks,<br />"Are we really really poisonous?"<br /><br />"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the<br />most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"<br /><br />"I just bit my lip!!!"
