SpinnerBait_Nut
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For those of us with daughters.<br />You got to love them.<br /><br />"A Girl And Her Daddy"<br /><br />A little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap.<br /><br />She gazed up at her father and said, "Daddy,<br />did anyone ever tell you that you're the most<br />wonderful and smartest man in the world?"<br /><br />Her father, filled with pride said,<br /><br />"Why no, honey, they haven't."<br /><br />"Hmmm... Then, where did you get the idea?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Horn Beep"<br /><br />One day while driving with my then 4 year old<br />daughter Leslie, I beeped the horn by mistake.<br /><br />She turned and looked at me for an explanation.<br /><br />I said, "I did that by accident".<br /><br />She replied "I know that, Daddy."<br /><br />I replied, "How'd you know?"<br /><br />Leslie said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK'<br />afterwards!"<br /><br />
<br />Have a great Saturday.