Fathers and Daughters

SpinnerBait_Nut

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For those of us with daughters.<br />You got to love them.<br /><br />"A Girl And Her Daddy"<br /><br />A little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap.<br /><br />She gazed up at her father and said, "Daddy,<br />did anyone ever tell you that you're the most<br />wonderful and smartest man in the world?"<br /><br />Her father, filled with pride said,<br /><br />"Why no, honey, they haven't."<br /><br />"Hmmm... Then, where did you get the idea?"<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Horn Beep"<br /><br />One day while driving with my then 4 year old<br />daughter Leslie, I beeped the horn by mistake.<br /><br />She turned and looked at me for an explanation.<br /><br />I said, "I did that by accident".<br /><br />She replied "I know that, Daddy."<br /><br />I replied, "How'd you know?"<br /><br />Leslie said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK'<br />afterwards!"<br /><br /> :D ;) :eek: :p :cool: :) <br />Have a great Saturday.
 

aspeck

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Re: Fathers and Daughters

sounds like my youngest! thanks SBN :D
 

boatingfool

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Re: Fathers and Daughters

I have a similar story that goes along with the second joke. But it was my 4 yr old son.<br /><br />We were back in WA state visiting family.<br />We had the whole family there. It was a reunion.<br /><br />Anyway , my son asks what does Jack Ass mean??<br /><br />We asked why??<br /><br />And he said " Thats what mom says when the car in front of us doesnt move".<br /><br />You gotta love kids. :)
 
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