SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Family Album"<br /><br />A young boy was looking through the family<br />album and asked his mother, "Who's this guy<br />on the beach with you with all the muscles<br />and curly hair?"<br /><br />"That's your father."<br /><br />"Then who's that old bald-headed fat man<br />who lives with us now?" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Things You Never Hear A Father Say"<br /><br />"Well how about that?.....I'm lost! Looks like<br />we'll have to stop for and ask for directions.<br /><br />You know pumpkin, now that you are thirteen,<br />you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates.<br />Won't that be fun?<br /><br />Here's a credit card and the keys to my new<br />car---GO CRAZY<br /><br />What do you mean you want to play football?<br />Figure skating not good enough for you, son?<br /><br />Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...<br />you might want to consider throwing a party.<br /><br />Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car.<br />Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--<br />you know--that makes it run or something.<br />We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic<br />and pay whatever he asks.<br /><br />Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make<br />plenty of money for you to spend.
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Things You Never Hear A Father Say"<br /><br />"Well how about that?.....I'm lost! Looks like<br />we'll have to stop for and ask for directions.<br /><br />You know pumpkin, now that you are thirteen,<br />you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates.<br />Won't that be fun?<br /><br />Here's a credit card and the keys to my new<br />car---GO CRAZY<br /><br />What do you mean you want to play football?<br />Figure skating not good enough for you, son?<br /><br />Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...<br />you might want to consider throwing a party.<br /><br />Well, I don't know what's wrong with the car.<br />Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--<br />you know--that makes it run or something.<br />We'll just have to have it towed to a mechanic<br />and pay whatever he asks.<br /><br />Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make<br />plenty of money for you to spend.
