Finally!!! DIET SLURPEES!!!!

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Finally!!! DIET SLURPEES!!!!

The local (lol, lo-cal) 7-11 has rolled out a new flavor, DIET PEPSI !!! Zero calories, Zero fat, Zero Carbs, WOO HOOO!!!! Ive been biotching for years that they would make a fortune catering to The Gravitationally Challenged by offering diet cherry, diet cola, diet orange, etc ..<br /><br />Best of all, refilling one of those X-treme Gulp mugs (51 ounces, holds cold all day, and I mean ALL DAY, its made by Aladdin, cost 4 bucks I think, GREAT deal) gets you back change from a buck, cant beat it<br /><br />BURP!!!<br /><br />LOL<br /><br />(scuza me!)<br /><br /> :p
 

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Bleah! :D
 

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Doh! no 7-11s here. Hopefully one of the other convienience stores will pick it up.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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I guess 7-11 is a northeast thing, I really thought there would be more response
 

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Yup. Mrs 12Footer was all hyped-up...Until she found out it was diet PEPSI. She won't touch the stuff, but buys diet coke by the 2 litre bottle..Go figure.! Anyhoo, I hope it sells well for them. Folks need an alternative to "sugar rush brain freezes"... which are kinda like a 10-minute hangover (YUK).
 

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I've got 7-11's near me, and this is the first I've heard of this one.<br /><br />I had a "real" cherry Slurpee a few weeks ago,,,,and I'm still recovering :D
 

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its special low calorie ice ... see they blow all sorta of carbon dioxide into it, so any calories that are accidentally ingested are burped back out ... and if you are burp retentive, well, those cals get blown out one way or the other!!!<br /><br /> :eek: <br /><br /> :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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12Footer, tell Mrs. 12Footer I am proud of her, I wouldn't touch anything (Pepsi) that that child molesting, wierd-o, freak, Michael Jackson endorses either. <br /><br />GodsBeast on a Rampage!
 

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12footer - Pepsi gives me gas, but I love Diet Coke - go figure!<br /><br />What did the one burp say to the other burp?<br /><br />You gonna come up here with me or stay down there and be a little stinker?
 

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What did the one burp say to the other burp?<br /><br />You gonna come up here with me or stay down there and be a little stinker? <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />BOO ASPECK...lol
 

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Gravitationally Challenged Unite!<br /><br />Ever see the Simpsons episode where Homer decided to put on a few pounds so he can go out on comp and they give him a computer to work from home? He triples his productivity when he realizes he can put in "y" instead of "yes"... "i've just tripled my productivity Mrs i don't find you sexualy attractive anymore"...Where's the any key"... "Stupid bird I knew I shouldn't have left you in charge!"... too funny
 

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Ray, so you can go into 7-11 get a big bag of chips, 3 or four hotdogs, some nachos and a DIET slurpee?
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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lol, yeah yeah sloopy!!<br /><br />THATS THE TICKET!!!<br /><br />Years ago, they had a sausage and cheese sammich, basically a sausage with cheese in the mix, it would explode with grease and salt and cholesterol when you would bite into it ...<br /><br />and those nachos with chili AND cheese ...<br /><br />I wonder if cardiologists all invest heavily in Southland Corp???<br /><br /> :p :p :p :p :p
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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and another thing, dont forget those belly bomb burritos, lol, microwaved to a molten plastic perfection<br /><br />they make as much money selling antacids as they do food!<br /><br />LOL
 
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