LadyFish
Admiral
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A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order. He says: "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards."<br /><br />The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and says to the cook. "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?"<br /><br />"No" the cook says. "Three flats tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards is 2 slices crisp bacon."<br /><br />"Oh," says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.<br /><br />The guy says, "What are the beans for?"<br /><br />The waitress replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up."
