Flat Tires (joke)

LadyFish

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A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order. He says: "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards."<br /><br />The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and says to the cook. "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?"<br /><br />"No" the cook says. "Three flats tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards is 2 slices crisp bacon."<br /><br />"Oh," says the waitress. The waitress thinks about this and then she spoons up a bowl of beans and gives it to the customer.<br /><br />The guy says, "What are the beans for?"<br /><br />The waitress replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up."
 

gonfishn

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Re: Flat Tires (joke)

lol..You must be bored Ladyfish..Boat must be down.. :D
 

tylerin

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Re: Flat Tires (joke)

Thank goodness I just deleted that last post, I'd be looking at 0 and 2. :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Flat Tires (joke)

I don't know man, you have been good lately. It might have been 1 and 2 or even 2 and 2. ;) <br /><br />When does the count go back to 0 and 0?
 

tylerin

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Re: Flat Tires (joke)

Funny you should ask, I'm playing the game but I don't know all the rules. For all I know its like those ole backyard wiffleball games where 2 strikes your out :rolleyes: And yes I have been trying to be good lately, and it ain't easy :( Really, I don't want my "Dear Ray" letter ;)
 
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