For all you bachelors ... too good to be true?

[Andrew Leigh]

Hi,<br /><br />Saw this story on our local news. For $ 600 000 have a look at what you can get.<br /><br /> House with Bride <br /><br />Cheers<br />Andrew

 

[wildbill59]

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Would be pretty useless to me as the home wouldn't fit my lifestyle. The kitchen would protest at my bringing in fish to clean and I suppose I could hang a deer or two from the trellis off the deck. The housekeeper/maid pics look a bit suspect. Either they are 20 year old pics or there was a run on paint for the airbrush. I suspect more in line that the maid would look like the gargantuan tooth gap wonder on trading spouses this week.

 

[mattttt25]

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contingent upon several inspections comes to mind...

 

[Barbee Q]

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She looking for prince charming...with $600,000... .. And I know he is not found at iboats.... <br />I think she should start, maybe, looking at Wal-Mart, because most people that buy on ebay are cheap and want a bargain..

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Hmmmmm, did anyone notice the double wide front door from the deck? That could be a clue.

 

[stevens]

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Tub Toy - What do you mean he's not found at iboats???<br /><br />The offer seems like a bargain to me. If I hadn't already been a married man, I almost would have considered emigrating....<br /><br />Anyway, hers is an unusual move that probably generates a lot of publicity. Hope it works out for her.

 

[aspeck]

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Had to check to make sure it wasn't my SIL! On her last visit in she said she wanted to sell her house, and she is living in Denver.

 

[JasonJ]

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It is interesting that she says she is a minister's daughter, and that spirituality is important to her. If she is putting herself as well as her house up for sale, doesn't that make the house a brothel and her a, well, you get the drift.....

 

[magster65]

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Hey hey now... pass me the phone.<br />Can I borrow some money from you folks? I just enough for a test drive...

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Good point, JasonJ.....JK

 

[Link]

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Hmm me thinks it puts a new twist in "Buying a haunted house" <br />Buyer beware comes to mind!

 

[theriver]

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I wonder if it comes with a sea trial.

 

[Reel Poor]

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She ought to offer it as a "Rent-To-Own-Piece" and not have some poor guy dive in head first.

 

[snapperbait]

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I hope to find that special man, who wants to build a life with me and share this special home with me. Ideally that man is between 40 and 60 years old, is well educated and well spoken, and has a professional career. Since I am the daughter of a minister, spirituality is also important to me. Other important traits include love of travel and adventure, a good conversationalist, and a lover of animals. Although I don’t have children, I do love them, and am very open to the role of “step-mother”. It is important to me that a man be open and caring, kind in words and deeds, spontaneous to a certain extent, and takes pride in his appearance. It also goes without saying that I want to be with a man who is realistic about and committed to a relationship.

Pickey-pickey-pickey!......

 

[KaGee]

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Originally posted by magster65:<br /> Hey hey now... pass me the phone.<br />Can I borrow some money from you folks? I just enough for a test drive...

Hey Mag... Could be a place for ya down at Red Bluff... and not cost you $600K! Might even be a boat there too!

 

[brother chris]

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Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> She looking for prince charming...with $600,000... .. And I know he is not found at iboats.... <br />

don't say "everyone".

 

[Nos4r2]

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Hmm....let's read between the lines here...

I hope to find that special man, who wants to build a life with me and share this special home with me.

All the previous ones have run away when I gave them the plastic surgery bill....

Ideally that man is between 40 and 60 years old, is well educated and well spoken, and has a professional career...

I'm broke and looking for a cash cow....

Since I am the daughter of a minister, spirituality is also important to me....

People say 'Oh God it's her again' when I knock on their door...

Other important traits include love of travel and adventure

As long as you're paying,

a good conversationalist, and a lover of animals....

I talk so much I bore animals to death....

Although I don’t have children, I do love them, and am very open to the role of “step-mother”

My last boyfriend's kids had an aedopus complex

It is important to me that a man be open and caring, kind in words and deeds, spontaneous to a certain extent, and takes pride in his appearance. It also goes without saying that I want to be with a man who is realistic about and committed to a relationship.

I want to marry someone rich who'll pay the plastic surgery bill.

 

[stevens]

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Yes, she is pretty, 48, blonde, fit, well off and childless. Why do you assume that she has either paintbrushed her pictures or had plastic surgery? With her 100% Norwegian genes she was almost bound to look gorgeous, right?

 

[BRG25]

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Before anyone submits a bid they should review my previous post on this subject. See below: <br /><br /> Personal Ad Translations

 

[Limited-Time]

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Hay, ya think she's open to a time share deal??? Let's see $600k Divided by 52 weeks a year equals about $11,500 per week. Amortize that over the length of the contract, say 20 years, that’s around $600.00 a year, or $50.00 bucks a month, not bad. Of course there will be one off week a month so we'll discount those weeks. Then there's going to be those pesky maintenance fees, ya know for up keep and such..........