SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2002
- Messages
- 17,651
"Bubba and the Pizza Boy"<br /><br />After the college boy delivered the pizza to<br />Bubba's trailer house.<br /><br />Bubba asked:"What is the usual tip?"<br /><br />"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip<br />here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter<br />out of you, I'll be doing great."<br /><br />"Is that so?" snorted Bubba. "Well, just to show<br />them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."<br /><br />"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my<br />school fund."<br /><br />"What are you studying?" asked Bubba.<br /><br />The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."<br /> 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"The School Of Hard Detergents"<br /><br />My son Bubba was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when<br />he left for college in the fall. He worked through<br />the Christmas holidays and didn't return home<br />again until the February break.<br /><br />When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how<br />much taller he looked. Measuring him at home,<br />I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches.<br /><br />Bubba was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell<br />by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him.<br /><br />"Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied,<br />"I just figured everything had shrunk."<br />
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"The School Of Hard Detergents"<br /><br />My son Bubba was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when<br />he left for college in the fall. He worked through<br />the Christmas holidays and didn't return home<br />again until the February break.<br /><br />When he got off the plane, I was stunned at how<br />much taller he looked. Measuring him at home,<br />I discovered he now stood at 5 feet, 11 inches.<br /><br />Bubba was as surprised as I. "Couldn't you tell<br />by your clothes that you'd grown?" I asked him.<br /><br />"Since I've been doing my own laundry," he replied,<br />"I just figured everything had shrunk."<br /> 
