Re: For the discerning hockey fan
>>> >> > >Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them<br /><br />>>> >> > >dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves<br />>>> >> > >around the fire.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough<br />>>> >> > >for you?"<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the<br />>>> >> > >land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance<br />>>> >> > >to warm up a little bit, eh."<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and<br />>>> >> > >turns up the heat.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still<br />>>> >> > >dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them<br />>>> >> > >again,"It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya<br />>>> >> > >yesterday,we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and<br />>>> >> > >cold.We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit,<br />>>> >> > >eh."<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix<br />>>> >> > >these two<br />>>> >> > >guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The<br />people<br />>>> >> > >are<br />>>> >> > >wailing<br />>>> >> > >and screaming everywhere.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds<br />>>> >> > >them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and<br />>>> >> > >drinking beer.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject<br />>>> >> > >misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much<br /><br />>>> >> > >warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a<br />>>> >> > >cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight.<br />>>> >> > >Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the<br />>>> >> > >heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil<br />>>> >> > >decides to turn all the heat off in hell.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are<br />>>> >> > >hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are<br />>>> >> > >unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.<br />>>> >> > >The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two<br />>>> >> > >Canadians.<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and<br /><br />>>> >> > >mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling<br />>>> >> > >and screaming like mad men!!!<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up<br />>>> >> > >the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still<br /><br />>>> >> > >happy.What is wrong with you two???"<br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > ><br />>>> >> > >The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't<br />you<br />>>> >> > >know? If<br />>>> >> > >Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley<br /><br />>>> >> > >Cup." <br />
