For the golfers

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Mad Golfer"<br /><br />The other day I was playing golf and saw<br />an unusual thing. A golfer became so mad<br />that he threw his brand new set of golf clubs<br />into the lake.<br /><br />A few minutes later he came back, waded<br />into the lake, and retrieved his clubs. He<br />proceeded to take his car keys out of the bag --<br />then threw the clubs back into the water.<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Pine Tree"<br /><br />A young man who was also an avid golfer, found<br />himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.<br />He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he<br />could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.<br /><br />Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman<br />shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could<br />accompany the young man as he was golfing<br />alone. Not being able to say no, he let the old<br />gent join him.<br /><br />To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly.<br />He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along<br />consistently and didn't waste much time.<br /><br />Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young<br />man found himself with a tough shot. There was a<br />large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly<br />between his ball and the green. After several<br />minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old<br />man finally said, "You know, when I was your age<br />I'd hit the ball right over that tree."<br /><br />With that challenge placed before him, the youngster<br />swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top<br />of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground<br />not a foot from where it had originally lay.<br /><br />The old man offered one more comment, "Of<br />course, when I was your age that pine tree was<br />only 3 feet tall."
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: For the golfers

Her's my favorite golf story: Guy waiting in line to get into Heaven sees that there's a beautiful golf course inside the fence. He's right next to the first tee so he can hear the three guys getting ready to start their game. Listening, he determines that one is St. Peter, one is Jesus and the third is an old guy that's never identified. St. Peter and Jesus tee off and they're average drives, good but not spectaclular. The old guy tees off, shanks it and the ball goes into the woods. It hits a tree, bounces and is about to go into a creek when a squirrel grabs it and runs up a tree. A hawk swoops down, grabs the squirrel and is flying off when a lightning bolt singes his tail feathers. He drops the squirrel, the squirrel drops the ball and it goes right in the hole. Back at the tee, Jesus looks at the old guy and after a long pause, says "Nice shot, Dad".!
 

bubbakat

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Re: For the golfers

A guy came to me the other day and reported he had lost his billfold about three months ago. I ask him why did you wait so long to report it gone. He said well the man that found it was charging less on his credit cards then his wife was :D
 

Bart Sr.

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Did you hear about the low iq guy that got injured on the golf course?????<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />Any ideas??<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />Here it comes<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />+++++><br />><br />><br />><br />He fell off the ball washer!!!
 
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