mikeandronda
Lieutenant Commander
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- May 13, 2003
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Moses, Jesus, and an old guy went golfing. Moses hit the ball and it went in the water. He parted the water and hit the ball into the hole. Jesus hit the ball into the water, too. He walked across the water and hit the ball into the hole. Now it's the old guy's turn. He hits the ball, and just before it goes into the water, a fish jumps up and catches the ball. Before the fish goes back into the water, an eagle catches the fish. Just as the eagle begins to fly away, lightening strikes. It scares the eagle, he drops the fish. The fish coughs up the ball and it goes into the hole. Jesus looks at the old guy and says, "Dad, that's the last time we're bringing you golfing."
