This is for all you golfers out there<br /><br />> > A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a<br />> > couple<br />> > of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this<br />> > next<br />> > putt."<br />> ><br />> > A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of<br />> > your<br />> > sex life?"<br />> ><br />> > The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be<br />> > meaningless,<br />> > but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks<br />> > the<br />> > putt.<br />> ><br />> > Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an<br />eagle<br />> > on<br />> > this hole."<br />> ><br />> > The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another<br />> > fourth of your sex life?"<br />> ><br />> > The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." He makes an eagle.<br />> ><br />> > On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win.<br />> ><br />> > Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would<br />> > you<br />> > be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"<br />> ><br />> > The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.<br />> ><br />> > As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and<br />> > says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't<br />> > know<br />> > who I am. I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."<br />> ><br />> > The golfer answers, "Nice to meet you, I'm Father O'Malley."<br />> ><br />> >
