Friday Funnies 2

ebbtide176

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SAVING MONEY<br /><br />A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.<br />The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He<br />answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She<br />directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he <br />deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.<br />She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some <br />tampons for your wife?<br />He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to<br />the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with <br />a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo <br />much cheaper. So..... I figure if I have to roll my own ............ so does she.
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: Friday Funnies 2

LOLOL, good one ebb... make her roll her own, yanno, in Poland girls use old socks for tampons<br /><br />of course, toxic sock syndrome is now rampant!!!!<br /><br />what do elephants use for tampons?<br /><br />answer: Sheep!!!!<br /><br />why do sheep have tails??<br /><br />cause they dont have STRINGS, LOLOL<br /><br /> :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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