Friday Funnies

SpinnerBait_Nut

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF..... <br /><br />You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." <br /><br />You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. <br /><br />At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. <br /><br />You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. <br /><br />You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-<br />shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. <br /><br />You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. <br /><br />You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. <br /><br />If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing her<br />impending wedding. <br /><br />"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend<br />said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony." <br /><br />A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said<br />plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked." <br />__________________________________________________<br />"Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve<br />A Redneck Murder"<br /><br />1. All the DNA is the same.<br />2. There are no dental records.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Crime & Punishment"<br /><br />A woman was found guilty in traffic court and<br />when asked for her occupation she said she<br />was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from<br />the bench.<br /><br />"Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher<br />to appear before this court." He smiled with delight.<br />"Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run<br />a red light' five hundred times."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Investigation"<br /><br />The investigation of Martha Stewart continues.<br />Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient.<br />First you boil the chicken in water.<br />And then you dump the stock.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Surgery"<br /><br />A man is recovering from surgery when<br />a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O.K.<br />but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor<br />used in surgery," he answered.<br /><br />"What did he say," asked the nurse.<br /><br />"OOPS!"
 

JB

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Re: Friday Funnies

:D :D
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Friday Funnies

Hey SBN,<br /><br /> :D Have them Aliens been flying around near your house lately, again!! :D <br /><br /> :cool: I fear that you just might be falling off the deep end! LoL :D :eek:
 
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