> > >A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner<br />> >with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend<br />> >that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first<br />> >time.<br />> > ><br />> > > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he<br />> >takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist<br />> >helps the boy for about an hour.<br />> > ><br />> > > He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and<br />> >doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd<br />> >like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on<br />> >the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his<br />> >first time and all.<br />> > ><br />> > > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets<br />> >his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my<br />> >parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner<br />> >table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to<br />> >say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in<br />><br />> >prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from<br />> >the boy.<br />> > ><br />> > > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans<br />> >over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so<br />> >religious."<br />> > ><br />> > >The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a<br />> >pharmacist."<br />>
