SpinnerBait_Nut
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Friday the 13th <br /><br />A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.<br /><br />As the needle jumped up to 120 kph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. <br />'There's no way they can catch a Mercedes,' he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 140, 150, 160... before the reality of the situation hit him. <br /><br />'What the hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.<br /><br />The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. <br /><br />'It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go.'<br /><br />The guy thinks for a second and says. <br />'Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.'<br /><br />'Have a nice weekend.' said the officer.<br /> 
