SpinnerBait_Nut
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A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher<br />knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him<br />if anything was wrong.<br /><br />The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but<br />his dad told him that he needed to go to church.<br />The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy<br />if his dad had explained to him why it was more<br />important to go to church than to go fishing.<br /><br />To which the boy replied, yes he did, dad said he<br />didn't have enough bait for both of us.<br />__________________________________________________<br />A young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer<br />in a poor district of the country. Since there were limited<br />accommodations, he was required to sleep with his<br />young nephew.<br /><br />When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little<br />boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed.<br />Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he<br />decided to present a good example and kneeled at the<br />other side of the bed with his head bowed.<br /><br />The child looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?"<br />"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied the uncle.<br />"Ma's gonna be mad", said the boy.<br />"The pot's on this side".
