SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Signs That You're Suffering Burnout"<br /><br />10. You're so tired, that you now answer the<br />phone, "Hell."<br /><br />9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you<br />immediately scream, "Get off my back!"<br /><br />8. When your parents inquire about your grades,<br />you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for<br />cookie, that's good enough for me..."<br /><br />7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire,<br />but go back to sleep because you just don't care.<br /><br />6. You've got so much on your mind, you've<br />forgotten how to pee.<br /><br />5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually<br />exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes<br />off.<br /><br />4. You sleep more in class than at home.<br /><br />3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your<br />book bag.<br /><br />2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make<br />it through Monday.<br /><br />1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you<br />were in jail right now.<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Larry's Bar"<br /><br />A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor,<br />my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she<br />goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact,<br />she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm<br />going crazy. What do you think I should do?"<br /><br />"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath<br />and calm down. Now, tell me, where exactly<br />is Larry's bar?"
