SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Passing Cigars"<br /><br />An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office<br />arrived one morning and began passing out big<br />cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons.<br /><br />When asked what the occasion was, she proudly<br />displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her<br />third finger, left hand, and announced...<br /><br />"It's a boy, six feet tall and 190 pounds!"<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Proud Mothers"<br /><br />Two mothers were talking about their sons. The<br />first said, "My son is such a saint. He works hard,<br />doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked<br />at a woman in over two years."<br /><br />The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint<br />himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman<br />in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop<br />of liquor in all that time."<br /><br />"My word," the first mother said. "You must be<br />so proud."<br /><br />"I am," the second mother replied. "And when<br />he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him<br />a big party."
Ohhhh, SBN, once again you got the morning started on the right foot. 