Friday's Funnies

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Blonde Student"<br /><br />A blonde student was writing a test when she<br />walked up to the teacher and said she was<br />having trouble. Her teacher asked her which<br />question she was having trouble with.<br /><br />She replied, "I can't understand the first one.<br />What do you mean by "Put your name in the<br />right hand corner?"<br />________________________________________________<br />"Black Out"<br /><br />During the recent blackout in New York City, my<br />sister's phone at her ferry company rang nonstop.<br />Many callers asked if the service were still running.<br /><br />"How?" asked one. "There's a power failure in<br />New York."<br /><br />"Don't worry," my sister replied. "Our ferry's<br />plugged into the New Jersey side."<br />______________________________________________<br />A cop caught a drunkard just in front of a house, trying to <br />get in. "Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the <br />thoroughly sozzled man. <br /><br />"Shertainly," said the drunk, "an' if you'll jesh open the <br />door f'me, I'll prove it to you." <br /><br />"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine. You shee <br />that TV? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow me." <br /><br />The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated the <br />stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first <br />door they came to. <br /><br />"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed? Thash <br />my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. And <br />shee that guy lying next to her?" <br /><br />"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously. <br /><br />"Thash me!" <br />Have a good week end folks