Okay it's probably been told before but this weather is going to drive me crazy, and it made me laugh. 
<br /><br />...................................................................<br /><br />Dinner Conversation<br /><br />WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?<br />HUSBAND: Definitely not!<br />WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?<br />HUSBAND: Of course I do.<br />WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?<br />HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.<br />WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)<br />HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)<br />WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?<br />HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?<br />WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?<br />HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.<br />WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?<br />HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.<br />WIFE: - - - silence - - -<br />HUSBAND: **** !<br /><br />...................................................<br /><br /> The moral of this story is.... When this topic comes up...... RUN!!!!!!
<br /><br />...................................................................<br /><br />Dinner Conversation<br /><br />WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?<br />HUSBAND: Definitely not!<br />WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?<br />HUSBAND: Of course I do.<br />WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?<br />HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.<br />WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)<br />HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)<br />WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?<br />HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?<br />WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?<br />HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.<br />WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?<br />HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.<br />WIFE: - - - silence - - -<br />HUSBAND: **** !<br /><br />...................................................<br /><br /> The moral of this story is.... When this topic comes up...... RUN!!!!!! 