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[mellowyellow]

funny but true stuff.<br /><br />#1) turtles can breath through their behinds!

 

[Carphunter]

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Then why do turtles have those little nostrils?<br /><br />I can honestly say I have never seen a turtle breathe, so I guess I shouldn't comment.

 

[mellowyellow]

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#2) carp can breathe air if oxygen is low in water<br />

 

[gaugeguy]

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#3. A pig's or**sm lasts for 30 minutes

 

[mellowyellow]

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how u know that GG?

 

[Carphunter]

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I sure ain't gonna even come close to callin my Wife a pig....................but she has the same problem. <br /><br />Might be me though. <br /><br />Hey Mellow, them Carp don't breathe too good when you throw 'em up on the bank. <br /><br />Might be the massive hole that the MUZZY fish point puts in 'em that affects their breathing though.

 

[mellowyellow]

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#4) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

 

[ED21]

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In Maryland-<br />The speaker of the house is holding up a bill to put slot machines at the race tracks. Something to do with the morality of gambling he says.<br />Meanwhile tonight at the State Lottery Commision they will pick numbers for the pick 3, pick 4, lotto, powerball, etc. Not to mention Keno that runs all day. <br />I guess morality depends on who gets the majority of the profits.<br />BTW-republican governer/democrat house

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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#5 In Utah, it goes POOF.

 

[Carphunter]

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Startin to get crowded in the 'ol cellar.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Ahhhh, the more the merrier <br /><br />(oink, oink MY) <br /><br />#6...some lions mate over 50 times a day

 

[OBJ]

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Geez....and bubbakat said I had to much time on my hands.....

 

[phatmanmike]

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#7. there are 48 McDonalds restaraunts( if you call em that) on the island of oahu in HA

 

[oddjob]

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#3. A pig's or**sm lasts for 30 minutes <br /><br /><br />....Aye!...watch who your callin a pig..why dont cha..

 

[mellowyellow]

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8)Cat urine glows under a black-light.<br />9)Titanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg.<br />10)Most lipstick contains fish scales.

 

[tylerin]

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A whales tallywhacker is called a "Dork"

 

[tylerin]

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Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Humans and dolphins are the only mammals that do it for fun

 

[tylerin]

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Humans and dolphins are the only mammals that do it for fun <br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />

Don't tell the Chimpanzee at my local zoo that. You talk about a smirk

 

[gaugeguy]

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What is up with the primates in the zoo They always are playing with themselves