Delete for the duplication.<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />This is a good one..read to the end ok???<br /><br />Two cars were waiting at a stop light. The light turned green, but the man in the front car didn't notice. The woman in the car behind him starts pounding on her steering wheel and yelling for the man to move. The man doesn't move, and the woman goes ballistic inside her car... ranting and raving, pounding on her steering wheel and dash.<br /><br />The light then turns yellow, and the woman blows her horn longer, gesturing with one finger and screaming curses at the man. The man, upon hearing the commotion, looks up... sees the yellow light... and accelerates through the intersection as the light turns red.<br /><br />By now the woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration having missed her chance to pass through the intersection. As she is in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and turns to look into the barrel of a gun held by a very serious looking policeman. He tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in sight. She complies, speechless at what is happening. After shutting the engine, the policeman orders her to exit the car with her hands up. She gets out, and at his orders, turns and places her hands on her car roof, upon which the officer quickly handcuffs and hustles her into the patrol car.<br /><br />Too bewildered by this chain of events to ask any questions, she is driven to the police stations where she is fingerprinted, searched, booked and placed in a cell.<br /><br />After a few hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door for her. He escorts her back to the booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal belongings. After returning them to her he says, "I'm really sorry for this mistake, but you see, I pulled up behind your car as you were blowing your horn, gesturing with your finger and cussing a blue streak at the car in front of you.<br /><br />And when I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" and "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper stickers, the "Choose Life" license plate holder and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, I naturally assumed you'd stolen the car.
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