Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is greeted by St. Peter, who <br />says, "Heaven is so full that we have to give you an entrance exam to come <br />in." Forrest replies, "I shore hope it isn't too hard. I'm not very good at <br />tests." St. Peter says: "First question, how many days in the week begin <br />with T and what are they?" Forrest answers: "Well two, today and tomorrow." <br />"That isn't quite what I had in mind but, I'll give it to you." St. Peter <br />said. "Ok, the next question: how many seconds are there in a year?" <br />Forrest thought for a minute and said, "Well, I reckon there are twelve. <br />January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd . . ." St. Peter put up his hand. "Well, <br />not the answer I was looking for, but it is correct so I'll have to give <br />that one to you also. Ok, final question: What is God's first name?" "Well, <br />that's easy. It's Howard." "Howard? How in Heaven did you come up with <br />Howard?" "You know, 'Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name.'"
