Gentleman GI in Iraq....

[Bob in Calif.]

This last weekend things were fairly quiet over there, so this GI went looking for some companionship. He met up with an attractive young lady at a bus stop and invited her to lunch.<br />The young lady then invited Bubba, his real name, over to her place. Bubba got all excited and thought he might get rid of some excess "pollywogs", if things went well.<br />Things did go well for Bubba and he was invited to spend the night. The next morning the girl fixed him breakfast, which he really enjoyed.<br />As he was leaving to go back to his post, the girl said , "Hey Bubba, how about a little spending money?". Bubba, being the gentleman he is, said, "Thank you, but an American GI would never take money from lady".

 

[BUBBA1]

Re: Gentleman GI in Iraq....

Hold on a minute here.<br /><br />Whats wrong with that bubba?<br /><br />He musta been captured by them ailens and brainwashed.<br /><br />Us bubbas take money when it is offured.<br /><br />Wheres she at. I'll take her money.<br /><br />Ouchhh Dangit maw, that hurt.<br /><br />I did not say that, Bob out yunder in hollywud land made me. <br /><br />Besides, ifn that bubba is a gud as I am, no wunder she was trying to pay him.<br /><br />Don't take but One time with us bubbas and they are hooked fur life.