Getting Older

[LadyFish]

"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"<br />Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"<br /><br />"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."<br /><br />And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."<br />~ ~ ~ ~ ~<br /><br />ROMANCE<br />An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."<br /><br />Wearily the husband reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.<br /><br />A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.<br /><br />Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Hastily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.<br /><br />"Where are you going?" she asked.<br /><br />"To get my teeth!"<br />~~~~~

 

[KennyKenCan]

Re: Getting Older

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, "got to go get my teeth". <br /><br /> Thats funny!

 

[magster65]

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[flashback]

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I would have asked her to take her's out while I got mine.

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Getting Older

For those of you getting along in years, here is a little secret for building your arm and shoulder muscles. You might want to adopt this regimen. Three days a week works well.<br /><br />Begin by standing outside behind the house, with a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can--try to reach a full minute. Relax.<br /><br />After a few weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks, and then 50-lb. potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight out for more than a full minute.

<br /><br />After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it.

 

[RICKRICK1]

Re: Getting Older

ROFLOL Add POTATOES