Re: Grandma's religious experience (humor)
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE<br /><br />The pastor started his sermon by saying, "Every member of this<br />church is going to die." As the sermon progressed the minister<br />noticed a gentleman gently smiling on the front row. From time to<br />time the minister kept pushing his theme by repeating, "Every<br />member of this church is going to die." Each time the minister<br />repeated the theme, the guy smiled even more while everyone else in<br />the congregation had a very sombre look. The preacher repeated it<br />several more times forcefully, "I SAID EACH MEMBER OF THIS<br />CHURCH IS GOING TO DIE." Each time the phrase was repeated,<br />the man smiled more. This really got the preacher wound up and he<br />preached even harder. The man still smiled. As he neared the<br />conclusion the preacher walked down off the platform to stand just in<br />front of the smiling man and shouted, "I SAID EACH MEMBER OF<br />THIS CHURCH IS GOING TO DIE." While everyone else was<br />looking pretty grim from the prospects, the man was now almost<br />laughing out loud. After the service the preacher jumped down off<br />the platform and worked through the crowd to find the man. The<br />preacher said, "I don't get it. Every time I said every member of this<br />church is going to die, you were laughing. I want to know why you<br />did that?" The man grinned confidently and replied, "I'm not a<br />member of this church."
beautiful!
