SpinnerBait_Nut
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not<br />walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 
<br /><br />The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.<br /><br />It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.<br /><br />Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<br /><br />No one is listening until you pass gas.<br /><br />Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone<br />else.<br /><br />Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<br /><br />It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.<br /><br />It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.<br /><br />If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<br /><br />Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.<br /><br />If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br /><br />Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach<br />him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.<br /><br />If you lend someone $20 and never see that person<br />again, it was probably worth it.<br /><br />Don't squat with your spurs on.<br /><br />If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.<br /><br />Some days you are the bug, some days you are the<br />windshield.<br /><br />Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.<br /><br />Good judgment comes from bad experience, and<br />a lot of that comes from bad judgment.<br /><br />The quickest way to double your money is to fold<br />it in half and put it in your pocket.<br /><br />Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of<br />a rain dance.<br /><br />A closed mouth gathers no foot.<br /><br />Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side &<br />a dark side, and it holds the universe together.<br /><br />There are two theories to arguing with women.<br />Neither one works.<br /><br />Generally speaking, you aren't learning much<br />when your mouth is moving.<br /><br />Experience is something you don't get until just<br />after you need it.<br /><br />Never miss a good chance to shut up.<br /><br />We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things<br />get worse.<br /><br />Have a good day.
<br /><br />The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.<br /><br />It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.<br /><br />Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.<br /><br />No one is listening until you pass gas.<br /><br />Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone<br />else.<br /><br />Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<br /><br />It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.<br /><br />It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.<br /><br />If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.<br /><br />Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.<br /><br />If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.<br /><br />Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach<br />him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.<br /><br />If you lend someone $20 and never see that person<br />again, it was probably worth it.<br /><br />Don't squat with your spurs on.<br /><br />If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.<br /><br />Some days you are the bug, some days you are the<br />windshield.<br /><br />Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.<br /><br />Good judgment comes from bad experience, and<br />a lot of that comes from bad judgment.<br /><br />The quickest way to double your money is to fold<br />it in half and put it in your pocket.<br /><br />Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of<br />a rain dance.<br /><br />A closed mouth gathers no foot.<br /><br />Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side &<br />a dark side, and it holds the universe together.<br /><br />There are two theories to arguing with women.<br />Neither one works.<br /><br />Generally speaking, you aren't learning much<br />when your mouth is moving.<br /><br />Experience is something you don't get until just<br />after you need it.<br /><br />Never miss a good chance to shut up.<br /><br />We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things<br />get worse.<br /><br />Have a good day.
