> A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a<br />> contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points<br />> out the colors<br />><br />> she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a<br />> neutral<br />> beige, very soft and warm."<br />><br />> The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then<br />> he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"<br />><br />> The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the<br />> next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not<br />> stark, but very bright and airy."<br />><br />> The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then<br />> he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman<br />> is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.<br />><br />> They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd<br />> like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."<br />><br />> The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then<br />> once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"!<br />><br />> This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell<br />> you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green<br />> side up.' What on earth does that mean?"<br />><br />> The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod<br />><br />> across the street."<br /><br />Sorry Ladyfish, but when I got this I died laughing.
Made me laugh out loud