SpinnerBait_Nut
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These are the "other" cards they don't let you see.<br /><br />1. I always wanted To have someone to hold,<br />Someone to love. After meeting you ...<br />(Inside card) I changed my mind.<br /><br />2. I must admit, You brought Religion into my life...<br />(Inside card) I never believed in Hell Until I met you.<br /><br />3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...<br />(Inside card) That you're not here<br />To ruin it for me.<br /><br />4. Congratulations on your promotion.<br />Before you go...<br />(Inside card) Will you take the knife from my back?<br />You'll probably need it again.<br /><br />5. Someday I hope to marry...<br />(Inside card) Someone other than you.<br /><br />6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...<br />(Inside card) Almost lifelike!<br /><br />7. When we were together,<br />You said you'd die for me...<br />(Inside card) Now we've broken up, I think it's time<br />To keep your promise.<br /><br />8. We've been friends for a very long time...<br />(Inside card) What do you say we stop?<br /><br />9. I'm so miserable without you...<br />(Inside card) It's almost like you're still here.<br /><br />11. You are such a good friend<br />If we were on a sinking ship<br />And there was only one life jacket...<br />(Inside card) I'd miss you terribly<br />And think of you often.<br /><br />12. Your friends and I wanted to do something<br />really special<br />For your birthday...<br />(Inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.<br /><br />13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!<br />(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and<br />West Virginia).<br /><br />14. Looking back over the years<br />We've been together, I can't help but wonder...<br />(Inside card) What was I thinking?<br /><br />15. Congratulations on your wedding day!..<br />(Inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.<br /><br />16. How could two people as beautiful as you...<br />(Inside card) Have such an ugly baby?<br /> 
