Hardy har har har

[Bassy]

JOB HISTORY<br />-----------<br />My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got<br />canned. I couldn't concentrate.<br /><br />Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't<br />hack it, so they gave me the axe.<br /><br />After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,<br />mainly because it was a so-so job.<br /><br />Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.<br /><br />I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.<br /><br />Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice<br />to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.<br /><br />I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any<br />patients.<br /><br />Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.<br /><br />I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't<br />live on my net income.<br /><br />I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I<br />wasn't up to it.<br /><br />Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was<br />shocking.<br /><br />After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job<br />as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.<br /><br />My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it<br />was always the same old grind.

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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[Homerr]

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Hmmm...<br /><br />C&P?<br /><br />Look out, the Cut and Paste police will be all over you now!<br /><br />LOL!<br /><br />

 

[Bart Sr.]

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GOOD STUFF BASSY!!<br /><br />I can relate to the Chef thing.I usually say "I used to be a chef but I almost starved to death and had to quit!!"<br /><br /><<<<<<<HAPPY HOLIDAYS>>>>>>>

 

[JGREGORY]

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[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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I had a job as an elevator operator, but couldnt remember the route<br /><br />and of course, there was a streetwalker that had leprosy<br /><br />she was doin ok til her business fell off!!!!!<br /><br />boooooooooooooo!!!!!!<br /><br /> <br /><br />

 

[andrewkafp]

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My mate and I were going to reply to an add for "Tree Fellers", but we couldn't find a third person.

 

[Homerr]

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You guys.... <br /><br />H.

 

[Bassy]

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Very funny stuff! Got me laughing out loud.