Dear Tide:<br /><br /> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since<br />the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. In <br />fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some<br />red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking<br />problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood<br />on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain<br />detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got<br />a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came<br />out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I<br />thank you, once again, for a great product. <br /> Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
OMC
