Heed This Warning !!

[scrapper]

To all Grandfathers: <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />Heed this warning: <br /> <br />Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall! <br /><br />A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a <br />uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" <br /><br />The cop asked, "What's he like?" <br /><br />The little boy replied, <br /><br />"Miller Lite, Crown Royal whisky and women with big Uns."

 

[Twidget]

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ROFL Scrapper.

 

[rwise]

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but I don't remember loosing a grand kid

 

[Bob_VT]

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That's easy Gramps is hanging out in Hooters!

 

[JRJ]

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Yep

 

[Twidget]

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That's easy Gramps is hanging out in Hooters!

When my son was 4, I had him trained to say 'Lets go to Hooters" every time the wife asked where he wanted to eat.

 

[bh357]

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Old Man 1: "I can't seem to find my wife."<br /><br />Old Man 2: "Really! I can't find mine either. We should look for them together."<br /><br />Old Man 1: "Good idea! What's your wife look like?"<br /><br />Old Man 2: "She's 30 years old, tall, blonde, with bigguns. What's your's look like?"<br /><br />Old Man 1: "Doesn't matter... Let's look for yours."

 

[Laddies]

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[scrapper]

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ROFL! good un !

 

[heycods]

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Lets be honest, them kids didnt say biguns. they said XXXXXX didnt they?

 

[Reel Poor]

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Thats a good un scrapper, but me thinks Muttly's on to ya about them XXXXXX.

 

[KRS]

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[scrapper]

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Yepperz thats what he said , But I couldnt ! See JB I is a learning! LOL

 

[michael-lagrange]

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Kids say the darndest things, where do they get it from?