SpinnerBait_Nut
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the <br />son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. <br /> <br />The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. <br />Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" <br /> <br />She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand <br />up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." <br /> <br />"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for <br />the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? <br /> <br />Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", <br />said Martinez. <br /> <br />The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. <br />Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history <br />than you do." <br /> <br />She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she <br />demanded. <br /> <br />Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." <br /> <br />At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna throw up." <br /> <br />The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" <br /> <br />Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, <br />1991." <br /> <br />Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S**k this!" <br /> <br />Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the <br />teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" <br /> <br />Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If <br />you say anything else, I'll kill you." <br /> <br />Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to <br />Chandra Levy 2001." <br /> <br />The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on <br />the floor, someone said, "Oh sh*t, we're in BIG trouble!" <br /> <br />Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003." 
