Here Lies Leslie

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

"Here Lies Leslie..."<br /><br />A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people<br />are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:<br /><br />"Here lies Leslie, wife of Jason Clark, L. L. D.,<br />Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration<br />Legal Services, wwwclarklaw.com<br /><br />Suddenly, Jason bursts into tears. His brother<br />says, "You should cry, pulling a cheap stunt<br />like this on Leslie's tombstone!"<br /><br />Through his tears, Jason sobs, "You don't<br />understand! They left out the phone number<br />and Email!"<br />

 

[Bart Sr.]

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[aspeck]

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Poor lawyers

 

[cpasseno03]

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Here lies Lester Moore, died from two shots of a 44, no less, no more.<br /><br />Dont know where that came from, dad used to say it from time to time...<br /> <br />Craig

 

[Jack Shellac]

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Thats on a Boot Hill tombstone in Tombstone, AZ. There's another one I liked that read "Commited suicide by firing his pistol at a man carrying a rifle".

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Suicide

 

[bubbakat]

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[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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there once was a lass from nantuckett ...<br /><br />