A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed.<br />She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.<br /><br />The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because hubby<br />did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around.<br />She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him, and being a rather seductive woman herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new "action". She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.<br /><br />Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he<br />would have for his notorious behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done.<br /><br />He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."<br /><br />Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"<br /><br />He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.<br /><br />But I'll tell you... the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!"
