Holy Land- Joke- laugh- ha ha

[Bassy]

My husband laughed at this and said this is one for you guys, so here it is:<br /><br />Holy Land Vacation<br /><br />A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.<br />The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that<br />they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they<br />can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.<br /> The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you<br />sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."<br />The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days<br />later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."<br />P.S. Laugh,hug your wife and give your Mother-in-law a hug the next time you see her just for the heck of it. Oh, will some of them be surprised! <br /> If it does any good I'll get a reply. If not, I'd still love a reply. Let me know your experiences. Life is so much fun! Oh, what will my Mom do? <br />Bassy

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Well my mother-in-law is dead so I can't give her a hug, but if she was still with us and I did, she would smack me. <br /><br />Guess it was her upbringing or something. <br />She wasn't much for that huggy wuggy stuff.

 

[jim phillips]

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I read it to my wife and got slapped but it was worth it

 

[JGREGORY]

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I would definitly ship th mother-in-law home!

 

[ebbtide176]

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good one!<br /><br />i'd opt for the elcheapo price... then maybe work a deal- maybe since its a tourist location there are some visiting cannibals or something sell spare luggage, have a night on the town... JKiddin

 

[11 footer]

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[FLATHEAD]

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My mother in law still didn't use the gift I got her last year for Christmas!!! -<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /> A Burial plot J/K

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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how bout a do it yerself suicide kit .. rock rope and ride to a river!<br /><br />or some razor blades!<br /><br />LOL<br /><br />my ex MIL had a brain the size and capacity of a burnt muffin, looked like she had been slapped with a cast iron pan in the back of her head, tiny head, tiny brain, ugly bulldog face constantly barking ...<br /><br />and as I found out, the fruit doesnt fall far from the tree<br /><br />

 

[NOSLEEP]

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YA , sometimes a motherin law can come back to<br />bite ya in the a$$ even if she's no longer<br />amongst the living.

 

[JGREGORY]

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You know it isnt just the MIL you need to be worried about. I have 4 (count them 1,2,3,4) sister-in-laws. If I could get away with it I would take them all out deer hunting with me dressed up in a brown jump suits with at least 8 point racks strapped to their heads.<br /><br />2 months ago 3days after I had hand surgery we had a grad party for my step-daughter. Nobody watching the little rug rats but me and my wife. One tries to put a rubber balloon in a citronella candle we had lit the Admiral yells at him. I hear her yelling so I get involved, My voice barely working from the tube being down my throat from surgery tried to yell at him (it really sounded horrible sort of like a sick bull frog) anyway next thing I know I being ambushed by my MIL and 2 SIL about not every kid is not mine and I had no right to yell at the little bastage, (even though its at my house). They didn't like my responce which was its my house my rules and I am not going to discuss this now. So they all left.

<br /><br />I haven't spoken to them since.

 

[Kenneth Brown]

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Amen JG, thats what I like to hear, tell them how it really is. I wish I could muster the nuts to do the same!

 

[JGREGORY]

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KB it's amazing what you will say when you have a percacet in you.

 

[aspeck]

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My MIL was a gem - wish she was still around. Lou Gehrig's disease took her out - wish I could have shipped her to the Holy Lands!<br /><br />Only time she was ever upset with me was when I looked at her newborn grand daughter and said that all babies are ugly. Even though she had little use of her limbs at that time and was confined to a wheel chair and could barely talk, she still managed to kick me! Don't talk about her grand babies!