A salesman knocks on the door of a house. A kid, about 12 years old, answers the door. He's wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand and a martini in the other hand.<br /><br />The salesman is a little taken aback, so he asks, "Excuse me, but are your parents home?"<br /><br />The kid takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, "Now what the **** do you think?"
