pjc
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Jun 29, 2003
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Horseback Ride <br /> <br />A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and <br />the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. <br /> <br />In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a <br />firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but <br />she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops <br />along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. <br /> <br />Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. <br /> <br />As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune............. <br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />Frank, the Wal-Mart Greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
