Hot Dogs And Buns

Homerr

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Can anyone explain WHY there are 12 hot dogs to a package, and only 8 hot dog buns to a package?<br /><br />I always thought it was because it gave you something to argue about around the camp fire!<br /><br /> :eek: <br /><br />H.
 

snapperbait

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

Nah, nah, nah, Spinner's got it all wrong... :p You gotta buy three packages of buns and two packages of dogs... <br /><br /> Then you just gotta find enough hungry people to eat the 24 hot dogs...<br /><br />You know what they make them hot dogs out of, don't you??? :D
 

Skinnywater

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

"You know what they make them hot dogs out of, don't you???" <br /><br />Mechanically seperated chicken. You won't know what that is unless you know what a mechanical seperator is.<br /><br />A mechanical seperator in the poultry packing business is a multi wire hooked device that is shoved up the vent of poultry. It is then twisted and removed in a quick yet deliberate mechanical motion. This material that is left hanging on the seperator hooks is boiled to a particular consistancy. This material is called mechanically seperated chicken.<br /><br />I like mine with brown mustard and raw onion.
 

roscoe

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

UMMMM, MMMM. Boiled inards.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

Snapper, on a good day a few years back, he wouldn't have to find anyone but me to take care of 24 hot dogs.<br /><br />All beef wieners, not them chicken inards. :D
 

FLATHEAD

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

They make hot dogs near my place. Boys you dont want to know what goes in em. Buddy of mine worked there for a spell and still wont eat one till this day. Here are just some of the things he mention(all from hogs) faces,peckers,inards,nuts,ears,skin,tounges,etc. Now if you want to eat a real mixture of "stuff" fry you up some scrapple!!!
 

Jack Shellac

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

Yeah, Flahthead. I ordered some scrapple at breakfast in Lancaster, PA once just to see what it was like. I still don't know what it was I was eating. Maybe I'm better off not knowing.
 

magster65

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

There's an outfit making fancy wieners here that come in 5 packs... yeah, what gives? :)
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Hot Dogs And Buns

Hey magster,<br /><br />Some advertising agency came up with the bright idea of "Designer Hot Dogs" .<br /><br />Sounds like a New York City idea, the yuppies here will buy anything if the packaging looks preppy.<br /><br />They sell "Canned Cow Manure" in an "Odor Free Can" , for the windowsill gardner here and the yuppies just buy them up.<br /><br />Go figure.
 
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