How many dogs .??<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />A Dog's perspective .<br /> <br /><br />The question posed: "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"<br /> <br /><br />Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! I'll go get the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!<br /> <br /><br />Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?<br /> <br /><br />Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.<br /> <br /><br />Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!<br /> <br /><br />Rottweiler: Make me.<br /> <br /><br />Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.<br /> <br /><br />German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.<br /> <br /><br />Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.<br /> <br /><br />Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?<br /> <br /><br />Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.<br /> <br /><br />Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.<br /> <br /><br />Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....It isn't moving. Who cares?<br /> <br /><br />Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..<br /> <br /><br />Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.<br /> <br /><br />The Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. <br />So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"<br /> <br /><br />ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
